you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk
it’s like a different race or something
But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.
Damnit I’m tearing up.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’
I wonder why I cannot be both.
He kisses me
My college theater professor once told me
that despite my talent,
I would never be cast as a romantic lead.
We do plays that involve singing animals
and children with the ability to fly,
but apparently no one
has enough willing suspension of disbelief
to go with anyone loving a fat girl.
I daydream regularly
about fucking my boyfriend vigorously on his front lawn.
On the mornings I do not feel pretty,
while he is still asleep,
I sit on the floor and check the pockets of his skinny jeans for motive,
for a punchline,
for other girls’ phone numbers.
When we hold hands in public,
I wonder if he notices the looks —
like he is handling a parade balloon on a crowded sidewalk;
if he notices that my hands are now made of rope.
Dear Cosmo: Fuck you.
I will not take sex tips from you
on how to please a man you think I do not deserve.
He tells me he loves me with the lights on.
I can cup his hip bone in my hand,
feel his ribs without pressing very hard at all.
He does not believe me when I tell him he is beautiful.
Sometimes I fear the day he does will be the day he leaves.
The cute hipster girl at the coffee shop
assumes we are just friends
and flirts over the counter.
I spend the next two weeks
mentally replacing myself with her
in all of our photographs.
When I admit this to him
we spend the evening taking new photos together.
He will not let me delete a single one of them.
The phrase “Big girls need love too” can die in a fire.
Fucking me does not require an asterisk.
Loving me is not a fetish.
Finding me beautiful is not a novelty.
I am not a fucking novelty.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says, ‘No. You are so much more’,
and kisses me
Number 9 is life.
I always pictured Augustus as mixed/some sort of POC. I’m kind of disappointed that his actor is typical pretty white boy with nice hair.
Petition to make John Green write a summary for An Imperial Affliction, so we can all understand Augustus and Hazel better and get a deeper level of connection to them.
I will never tell someone they should read The Fault in Our Stars because I do not want them to carry that scar.
Title: Look, But Don’t Touch
Fandom: SPN RPF
Pairing(s): Genevieve Padalecki/Danneel Ackles
Contents:Superhero style violence, genderswap for some X-Men characters. (Gambit is portrayed by a woman, etc.)
Summary:Genevieve is a mutant who can’t touch other people’s skin without absorbing their memories, personalities and powers. That isn’t keeping Danneel from being a rather persistent admirer.
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
It took me 12 years to go frame by frame and realize that weird lag I had always noticed was Tulio pausing to kiss Miguel before pushing him off the cliff in a desperate attempt to save their lives…
“: Miguel & Tulio: The original script had them be lovers, calling each other ‘darling’ and such. Although the idea was shot down, they left in scenes where you can kind of tell what they were pushing for.”
fucking get me started
on my gay analysis
of El fucking Edorado
^This part is subtle and often missed. At the end, when Tulio and Miguel are reunited, they run to hug each other and Altivo interrupts just as Tulio has his hand on his pal’s waist.
All gifs here made by me because SACRIFICES! I actually have hundreds more to make but who knows if I’ll ever finish—especially since my hard drive kaboomed and I lost my perfectly organized clips.
And this is why Dreamworks is FUCKING AWESOME
This film is so gay that even the soundtrack was created by a gay man
I seriously love it when people tell me, ‘You love to argue,’ like an accusation. Why yes, I do love getting in heated debates with people on topics I am very passionate about. Oh no. Like they’re expecting me to go, ‘You know what? You’re right. Because I’m enjoying this, everything I say on the matter is completely invalid.’
if i could choose a super power it would be having the power to literally slap sense into people
“HAHAH you’re so fucking pathetic i hope you die”
“wait what im saying could seriously hurt a person and drain their confidence completely and i shouldnt do that to anyone wow”
You are the future I want to see.