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do u ever feel so obsessed with a song and even though it’s constantly on repeat you feel like it’s just not enough and it you just wanna marry it or something ????

my life

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still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday


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My Flavor of Feminism

You scoff, ‘You can vote now, what else do you want?’
I want freedom from liner lined eyes and tight bras
I want any daughter brought into this world to think
That the subjectification of cat calls and bad touches
Would be viewed as sexual assault by the ENTIRETY of population of a first world ‘cunt’ry
Not just ‘most people.’
I want them to be unashamed of orgasm, unashamed of their bodies, as comfortable in ejaculation as their male counterparts who experience erections in utero
Without being frowned upon if it is brought up as casually as I hear men do.

I am a feminist not because MY rights have been legally violated
I am a feminist because ANY woman’s legal rights have been violated.
I would call a lawyer but 96% of the largest law firms is male.
I would call a Priest but apparently some dumb bitch ate an apple
And my opinion doesn’t hold the same weight in front of
A clergy of middle aged white males who don’t have the possibility of
Having a life grow in THEIR stomach yet seem to think that
My flesh and blood is their business.
And I’m not saying I would cut a heartbeat out of MY belly,
I’m saying I WILL NOT LEGALLY restrict someone else’s right to do so


I want freedom from years of hating my body because I was not
am not
will not be  similar to the shapes of ‘ideal’ women on magazines of most desirable,
To the point where any love from any one made me GRATEFUL
Because who else could possibly want to fuck someone who looked like me?

I want correct representation of our population, of our species, of our future.
The ‘Tight Teens’ and ‘Amateurs’ you beat it to could have been more than a wet hole
Just like their male coworkers could have been more than a huge cock.

I want my son to be able to ask me to paint his nails without my father saying I was
“Making him into a girl,” like that it such a bad thing for a boy to be.
When I was four, my father spat on the ground and I imitated,
Saliva splattering on the pavement before his voice reaching my ears telling me that

girls…  do not spit.

Four years old and something as miniscule as spitting showed me that their were
Very different ‘codes of conduct’ that were required for ladies.
I would learn that these would include makeup to make me look more attractive, a docile nature, certain colors I was supposed to prefer, sports I was to avoid, movies that would not interest me, video games that I would not want to play, books that would not appeal to me because there was no ‘romance.’

And they’re perpetuating these stereotypes into every aspect of our lives.
Portraying pictures of FOR HER and FOR HIM
From every cologne ad to it’s yin yang of a perfume commercial,
Telling you boys can’t wear dresses and women can’t wear a suit and tie.
Telling you your genitals determine what kind of demeanor you should have.

That is why I try and teach you the difference in
Being Objective
And Objectifying
Because women are NOT your eye candy, they are NOT your conquests,
They are NOT flirting with you when they’re being nice
Or maybe you can’t tell because outwardly hitting on you might seem pathetic and desperate because remember men are always supposed to ask you out first.
So go ahead and hold the door open for me,
Pay for dinner.
Continue to feel self satisfied that you were a gentlemen
For treating me so delicately
And for calling me a bitch when I did not tell you thank you for telling me you would hit this ass.
And thank you so much for letting me vote.

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#feminism #poetry #women #rights #mystuff

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#spn #sammy #supernatural

ooh these are fun ones 

  •  1. What is your middle name?
  •   2. Are you wearing makeup?
  •   3. What colour is your toothbrush?
  •   4. Approximately how many posters are hung up in your room?
  •   5. What does your hair product smell like?
  •   6. Where would rather be right now?
  •   7. What is the temperature outside?
  •   8. Have you ever dyed your hair? If so what colour?
  •   9. What is the funniest word you know?
  •   10. Name your favourite band starting with the letter 'M'
  •   11. What is your favourite pick up line? And has anyone ever used it on you?
  •   12. Describe your first icon using only verbs
  •   13. What is the most expensive thing you have ever bought with your own money?
  •   14. State your favourite letter of the alphabet
  •   15. What is your favourite accent?
  •   16. How did you celebrate the new year?
  •   17. What do you call a brown fizzy drink that usually comes in a can?
  •   18. Do you like fish?
  •   19. What is your most used tag?
  •   20. Would you rather ask someone out or be asked out?
  •   21. What is your favourite Olympic sport to watch?
  •   22. Have you ever dumped anyone?
  •   23. What do you want to be when you grow up?
  •   24. Have you ever been to the United States? If so, where?
  •   25. What instrument have you always wanted to play?
  •   26. Describe your dream partner's eye colour
  •   27. What do you order at diners?
  •   28. Coffee or espressos?
  •   29. What is the most annoying song on the radio at the moment?
  •   30. How many contacts do you have on your phone?
  •   31. What type of music player do you own?
  •   32. Describe your favourite painting
  •   33. What was the best present you have ever received?
  •   34. Spring or Fall? Why?
  •   35. What was the last text you received? Who was it from?
  •   36. Would you ever paint your room pink?
  •   37. What colour is your underwear?
  •   38. Favourite perfume scent?
  •   39. What celebrity do you think needs to drop off a cliff?
  •   40. Do blue eyes turn you on?
  •   41. What meat do you prefer in a sandwich?
  •   42. Would you ever wear a sweater to school?
  •   43. What is the name of your current ringtone?
  •   44. Glasses or contacts?
  •   45. What shoes do you normally wear to school?
  •   46. Where is your nearest television?
  •   47. What is your favourite vegetable?
  •   48. When was the last time you drank milk?
  •   49. What was your lowest grade in school?
  •   50. Are you using Google chrome?

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#ask me please #pretty please


Being a 20+ yr old on tumblr


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i have to study for finals so i’m drawing winchesters with guns instead


i have to study for finals so i’m drawing winchesters with guns instead

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#spn #fanart

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#spn #merica

Oh God… 



I just realised that today is the 3rd of July, which means tomorrow is the 4th…


People, just run.

The Americans are coming


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#happy 4th


The new X-Men movie looks great


The new X-Men movie looks great

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An apple a day keeps The Doctor away. 

Why doesn’t this have more notes this is comedy gold.

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#doctor who

Peter Jackson was still editing The Return Of The King  a few hours before it premiered and got 11 oscars for it

I can do all my homework the day before it’s due thank you very much.

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