do u ever feel so obsessed with a song and even though it’s constantly on repeat you feel like it’s just not enough and it you just wanna marry it or something ????
still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on
i guess everyone’s on holiday
My Flavor of Feminism
You scoff, ‘You can vote now, what else do you want?’
I want freedom from liner lined eyes and tight bras
I want any daughter brought into this world to think
That the subjectification of cat calls and bad touches
Would be viewed as sexual assault by the ENTIRETY of population of a first world ‘cunt’ry
Not just ‘most people.’
I want them to be unashamed of orgasm, unashamed of their bodies, as comfortable in ejaculation as their male counterparts who experience erections in utero
Without being frowned upon if it is brought up as casually as I hear men do.
I am a feminist not because MY rights have been legally violated
I am a feminist because ANY woman’s legal rights have been violated.
I would call a lawyer but 96% of the largest law firms is male.
I would call a Priest but apparently some dumb bitch ate an apple
And my opinion doesn’t hold the same weight in front of
A clergy of middle aged white males who don’t have the possibility of
Having a life grow in THEIR stomach yet seem to think that
My flesh and blood is their business.
And I’m not saying I would cut a heartbeat out of MY belly,
I’m saying I WILL NOT LEGALLY restrict someone else’s right to do so
Because MY MORALS are NOT THEIR MORALS
AND THAT IS OKAY.
I want freedom from years of hating my body because I was not
will not be similar to the shapes of ‘ideal’ women on magazines of most desirable,
To the point where any love from any one made me GRATEFUL
Because who else could possibly want to fuck someone who looked like me?
I want correct representation of our population, of our species, of our future.
The ‘Tight Teens’ and ‘Amateurs’ you beat it to could have been more than a wet hole
Just like their male coworkers could have been more than a huge cock.
I want my son to be able to ask me to paint his nails without my father saying I was
“Making him into a girl,” like that it such a bad thing for a boy to be.
When I was four, my father spat on the ground and I imitated,
Saliva splattering on the pavement before his voice reaching my ears telling me that
girls… do not spit.
Four years old and something as miniscule as spitting showed me that their were
Very different ‘codes of conduct’ that were required for ladies.
I would learn that these would include makeup to make me look more attractive, a docile nature, certain colors I was supposed to prefer, sports I was to avoid, movies that would not interest me, video games that I would not want to play, books that would not appeal to me because there was no ‘romance.’
And they’re perpetuating these stereotypes into every aspect of our lives.
Portraying pictures of FOR HER and FOR HIM
From every cologne ad to it’s yin yang of a perfume commercial,
Telling you boys can’t wear dresses and women can’t wear a suit and tie.
Telling you your genitals determine what kind of demeanor you should have.
That is why I try and teach you the difference in
Because women are NOT your eye candy, they are NOT your conquests,
They are NOT flirting with you when they’re being nice
Or maybe you can’t tell because outwardly hitting on you might seem pathetic and desperate because remember men are always supposed to ask you out first.
So go ahead and hold the door open for me,
Pay for dinner.
Continue to feel self satisfied that you were a gentlemen
For treating me so delicately
And for calling me a bitch when I did not tell you thank you for telling me you would hit this ass.
And thank you so much for letting me vote.
Being a 20+ yr old on tumblr
i have to study for finals so i’m drawing winchesters with guns instead
I just realised that today is the 3rd of July, which means tomorrow is the 4th…
People, just run.
The Americans are coming
The new X-Men movie looks great
An apple a day keeps The Doctor away.
Why doesn’t this have more notes this is comedy gold.
Peter Jackson was still editing The Return Of The King a few hours before it premiered and got 11 oscars for it
I can do all my homework the day before it’s due thank you very much.