Sterek AU: Stiles is a kindergarten teacher, Talia Hale may or may not be his favorite student
(the fact that her dad looks like a Greek god has nothing to do with it)"I think Talia’s trying to set us up…" Stiles startles, a flush creeping up the back of his neck, "Uh, what makes you say that…?" Derek smirks, pulling a candy ring from the pocket of his jacket. "She said that you like me and we couldn’t kiss until I proposed. So what do you say, Stiles? Can I make an honest woman out of you?" Stiles sits there, mouth agape-how is this my life?-From her perch beside her father, Talia squeals, clearly taking her teacher’s stunned silence as a yes. Naturally, Derek takes the next logical course of action; he grabs Stiles’ hand and slides the candy ring on his finger-Stiles may or may not have choked.
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I MISSED THE MEMO THAT LOCAL NATIVES WERE PLAYING IN COLUMBUS, APPARENTLY IT’S IN TWO DAYS WHAT THE FUCK I’M BROKE WHY DIDN’T I KNOW THIS FRIDAY I WOULD’VE WAITED ON ANIMAL CROSSING 3DS WHAT IS MY LIFE.
I’m glad. Quiver for me. Quiver for me.
Yaaaaaay <3 So kind! I’m glad you like everything, have a seat, have a seat.
I would love to have the sex with you.
everybody has a dark side
you know you are a large fandom when you see images of your fandom hijacking other people’s posts
you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk
it’s like a different race or something
But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.
Damnit I’m tearing up.